1. Reblog if you would date a robot. I’m not a robot I’m just asking for a friend. I have skin.





    is it your own skin though? As in you grew it, on your own body, from birth?

    This skin was grown yes. On a human body. That is mine. I’m not a robot

    Ok ok I’ll believe you… If you first tell me what this says:


    I don’t need to prove myself to you how dare you, I love breathing oxygen

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  2. When someone says they’re impressed by how much candy I can eat without feeling sick


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  6. kelledia:

    Yuanyang rice terraces, China.

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  7. drinkmasturbatecry:




    Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

    they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay

    He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”

    "Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”

    "He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”

    "It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”

    "If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

    And, of course:

    "The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t."

    the one that will always stay with me is “Arthur Dent was grappling with his consciousness the way one grapples with a lost bar of soap in the bath,” i feel like that was the first time i really understood what you could do with words.

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  8. brook:

    quite possibly the greatest series of tweets ever made by my friend fuckmountain69

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  9. daily-asgardian-news:


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  10. happydorid:

    October - Nantou Dark oolong

    from my Tea Spirits 2015 Calendar 

    3 days left!